Mine mine mine mine mine mine
MINE
There were times when Doug was sure that Arceus was testing his faith, his limits, sending him the labours he must do before coming a true champion.
This was not one of those times. This was the times Arceus was pampering him x1000.
"Holy mother of all that is good and great on Earth
Holy SHIT." Hissed the boy under his breath while holding his chest in shock, perched high on a tree branch and looking down on the little piece of diamond he had found all alone in a pond close to a larger body of water.
This was an opportunity he couldn't waste.
Jumping off the branch in haste, the boy landed soundly onto the muddy soil below, the splatting sound alerting the tiny spider of his presence immediately.
She turned to face him sharply, the water bubble surrounding her head quaking as she examined him with her sharp gaze.
A snort was followed shortly after, the pokemon visibly rolling its eyes at him before going back to what it was doing.
Oh great,
another one with an attitude. At least Scyther had the decency to look 'im in the friggin eye.
"Oh, ignoring me, huh?" The pokemon didn't bother to turn to look at him. "
Well then. If you want to be a dumbass-" The pokemon twitched. Doug reached for his belt, grasping an empty Netball.
Just as he did however, the spider turned in place once again, facing him with narrowed eyes. Doug blinked. "Oh? Did I hit a ner-" A bubble sort of... exploded in his face before he could even finish.
It kind of felt like a stinging bitchslap.
"Fuck!" He shouted, holding his face while flat on his ass in the muddy soil.
The rambunctious laughter of the Dewpider followed soon after, the small pokemon's water bubble shaking wildly. Doug took his turn to twitch from where laid, squeezing tightly at his face while grinding his teeth to dust, a not so happy smirk slowly spreading over his lips as his eye twitched.
"GOTCHA DUMBASS!" shouted the boy as he threw the netball at the Dewpider, the catching device flying like a baseball at the small pokemon while it was seemingly distracted by its own laughter.
Seemingly being the operative word; The Spider casually swatted aside the net ball the moment it came within an arm length distance of it.
A glint shone in its eye as it trained its gaze on Doug, the boy filling a chill run down his spine as the water bubble around it began to, well, bubble up wildly.
"Ah. Crap-"
"-BASKETS!" Screamed the boy as he tried to run, the borderline knee height mud proving a tough, unfavorable terrain to run away on while getting bombarded by bitch slapping bubbles. Unlike him, the spider had no issue moving over the muddy water.
He was quickly losing his patience with the tiny piece of s-
His head snapped to the side as a bubble caught him, leaving his temple red and his head swimming as he fell, face planting into the mud soundly.
For a few seconds, silence reigned in the area, the Dewpider staring at the downed human. After a few seconds of the human not rising at all from where he laid, the spider slowly began to approach him, concern beginning to well up in her chest.
Holy crap, had she killed the human? Oh crud, crud, cr-
The human's hand suddenly clamped around her tiny body the moment she got too close, the human's face slowly rising from the mood to leer at her borderline evilly. It wasn't too intimidating though; his face was covered in mud.
"
Get in the fucking pokeball."
The tiny spider found herself wailing as the boy tried to cram her into a Netball.
Dewpider
Level 5,
Gender female,
Ability water bubble,
MoveSet
- Water Sport
- Bubble
- Infestation
Personality
A 'mouthy' little Spider that takes no one's sh*t, not even her trainer's, much less her teammates'. Clever and finding amusement in her opponent's struggles, she's flippant and has an attitude problem Doug must find a way to deal with eventually. Though 'mouthy', so to speak, she's young and tends to lose her cool in an actual fight. Something of a cowardly lion, once her cool is lost she'll disregard orders in favor of attacking in panic until she either snaps out of it, gets forcefully snapped out of it, or is knocked out.
Though she wears the facade of a smart mouthed jerk, she's easily concerned by other's and has a hard time faking indifference, and grows easily attached to anything that tolerates her for long enough.
The one with the sharpest tongue.
